How I got in to porn

Like all great stories this one starts off with an innocent kid who had dreams of becoming a Hollywood director. It was 3 days after graduating film school on a Friday afternoon when I applied for a production assistant job, I emailed the production studio and got a call back with in a few hours for a phone interview and they ended it with we’ll call you to let you know if your successful, not expecting a call back I kind of gave up on it till I got the call back asking me when can I be in Sydney to start work, I told them I’ll have to get tickets and work out where I’m going to stay, they cut me off and said “We’re paying for everything can you be here by Monday?” By Sunday morning I was in Sydney.

On Monday I made my way to the location, a park in the city where we’re going to shoot our first scene. I was at the park for about 20mins when I got a call from one of the producers, “Where are you, we’re waiting for you at the park” I was in the middle of the park sitting down at a take away shop waiting for them, I looked around but couldn’t see any sign of a production crew, no film trucks full of gear not even a single sign of a geeky film maker to be seen.

Turn around I can see you says the producer on the other end of the phone, I turn and look around but still no sign of a film crew, “See the Porsche’s” says the producer, “Yes I see them”, “That’s us”.

I make my way over to the 5 sports cars but something was a bit odd, the producer was in his mid thirty’s and looks like his had steroids for every meal for the past ten years, I look at the rest of the crew and they all look like Mr. Olympia winners and a girl who has more plastic on her face then the bottle of Coke I’m holding.

The producer starts telling me about the shoot what we need to shoot and how its all going to go, and that’s when I felt my jaw drop, it just hit me, the producer looks at me and says “You know what we’re filming yeah?” I think I just worked it out, “Yeah we make porn”.